tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5652345257064455632.post7782402087209673907..comments2023-10-29T16:47:34.229+02:00Comments on Aliyah by Accident: Cheerios, Graduates, and TwitsGila Rosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00974200761522148555noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5652345257064455632.post-80546061386993450142009-06-25T19:16:04.102+03:002009-06-25T19:16:04.102+03:00A true twit story:
Once upon a time I configured ...A true twit story:<br /><br />Once upon a time I configured the marquee screen saver on my computer to read, "---- COME BACK! THE COMPUTER HAS CRASHED! ----" in red letters on a white background.<br /> <br />It happened that once I left someone at this computer to do data entry. Several hours later I returned to a very angry person: "I was finished and I wanted to leave, but I couldn’t. Every time I stopped typing, the computer would crash. The only way to fix it is to keep typing!"Donnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00393238234242790016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5652345257064455632.post-56621106244270202912009-06-25T17:14:33.392+03:002009-06-25T17:14:33.392+03:00Twit story from Momz (and NO it's not about Da...Twit story from Momz (and NO it's not about Dadz, can you believe it?)<br /><br />A woman came to interview for a job and we asked her if she felt she could multi task, She said, "oh yes, in fact at my current job in one of the departments at the hospital, I have to answer the phone and I also have my office phone number on the website, so my phone is ringing all day long. In fact sometimes we get calls from ships!"<br /><br />"Ships?" we ask.<br /><br />"Oh yes," she answers, "I pick up the phone and hear a "HOOOOOOONK" on the other end! The ship is calling."<br /><br />"Oh," we say, "how interesting." <br /><br />At this point, not willing to admit to myself what a huge twit she is, I'm thinking, what - do people on cruises get sick and need to call her and she hears the ship's horn in the background? What else could it be.<br /><br />Then I realized - people are calling her number thinking it's the fax number and she hears the fax beep on the other end. No, the ship itself is not calling her and blaring its horn into her phone. But she thinks the ship is calling her.<br /><br />Top that one.MOMZWIFEOFDADZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15601935053533661519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5652345257064455632.post-19627064918725120342009-06-25T14:25:41.145+03:002009-06-25T14:25:41.145+03:00Ok so not the #1 but when I picked up that nursing...Ok so not the #1 but when I picked up that nursing poncho from you last week. I forgot to bring it INTO the mall so I had to nurse awkwardly under 2 blankets.<br /><br />Also, pigtails = awesome.Leezy Knoreply@blogger.com