Striking fear into the hearts of mothers everywhere....
1. "....so I stood on a chair to reach the bowls, but it wasn't high enough, so I put a stepstool on top of the chair..."
2. "The teacher said that instead of a test, we're going to do a project on the parsha. With a partner."
3. "B-R-R-R-R-I-I-I-I-N-N-N-G-G-G" [Followed by child's gan/school on caller ID]
4. "Oh, I need to bring 30 lollipops for our party in school. It's tomorrow."
5. [Silence]
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"My ear hurts."
LOL. We just got our first home project and now have to coordinate the building of a teva with our 2nd grader and her two "partners". Definitely feeling fear here!
number five tops the list around here. silence is deep danger zone, and with our double headed monster on the loose (a toddler and a preschooler, need we elaborate further?) even a millisecond of quiet is too long. To all you parents who sometimes wish for peace and quiet, don't. be careful what you wish for.
LOL. Yep, I agree, those are all scary things to hear...
Eliana - we need an update on the project!!
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