A Very True Story, narrated by Nadav and written by Meema. This Very True Story occurred in our own house, just this past Shabbat.
(Amended to include the correct chapter six; see comments.)
Chapter 1: Bee! Bee!
Chapter 2: Bee! Cookie! [Ed. note: The bee had landed on the bag of cookies.]
Chapter 3: Daaaa-dddyyyy!!
Chapter 4: DAAAA-dddyyy!!!
Chapter 5: DAAAA-DDDDDYYYY!
Chapter 6: Bee. Go.
The "bee" in question was actually a fly, so don't be too concerned that Daddy doesn't make an appearance until Chapter 6.
Also, for all of you Save the Flies activists (flyctivist?), Daddy did not kill the fly. He simply opened the window. First, the fly failed to notice the open section and hurtled himself into the glass a few dozen times. Because let's face it, even you flyctivists have to admit that flies, as a species, are rather dumb. After a few dizzying minutes, though, he (the fly) found the opening and zoomed out.
Till next time, Bee.
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