What follows are the transcripts from our whatsapp conversations.
Gan meeting, Sept 2.
I am filling out information. [Good.]
What is Nadav's teudat zehut? Oh, and his Hebrew birthday? [I tell him]
They want to know who his friends are. [Ellie. Joe. Yuval. Rafi]
What are his interests? I wrote "To be funny." I think that covers it. [NO! No you cannot just write that! Write: Puzzles, cars, playground, games]
I'm putting you down for a committee. It's called חשיבה על פעילות הדנית* [What?? What??? Don't you dare! Did you hear me? You take my name off RIGHT NOW. Put yourself down!]
Just kidding! I put myself down.
*As far as we could tell, this translates to "Thinking about Danish activities." Maybe pastries?
School meeting, Sept. 9.
Tuesday night was a marathon school meeting. Donny went straight from work and took the first shift (third grade) and I took the late shift (sixth). The 3rd grade meeting was called for 6:00.
6:10 My whatsapp beeps. However, I'm busy making dinner so I can't get to my phone.
I bet that is Donny. He has no idea where the third grade classrooms are or what the teacher's name is. Well, he'll call in a minute when he sees I haven't responded.
6:12 Phone rings. "Which third grade class is Yaakov in? Do you know where the
classroom is? Who is his teacher?"
Donny finds his way to the classroom. Whatsapping ensues:
Eveyone is filling out sheets. [Probably information sheets. Use Lisa and Momz as emergency contacts]
The teacher is talking. You should feed Yaakov breakfast in the morning.
Email the teacher. Don't call. Call if you must, but don't.
I'm volunteering you for the va'ad.
I think I'll tell her I don't give her permission to take pictures of Yaakov.
She wants 100 shekel for the va'ad. I'm offering 50.
Hmmm. She won't take 50. Suggesting tashlumim.
Now she's reading a poem. It's about candy. I think our children are the candy?
There is candy art. Did Yaakov bring it home?
No, it's here, waiting for us.
Okay she won't accept tashlumim either. You'll have to pay 100.
And email, don't call.
Done. Coming home.
Later, at the 6th grade meeting, I did not have to text Donny once. #justsaying
But the most important takeaway is that we are now finished being oriented. Hooray! No more small chairs for another year! If you need us, we'll be celebrating with some Danish activities.
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