Striking fear into the hearts of mothers everywhere....
1. "....so I stood on a chair to reach the bowls, but it wasn't high enough, so I put a stepstool on top of the chair..."
2. "The teacher said that instead of a test, we're going to do a project on the parsha. With a partner."
3. "B-R-R-R-R-I-I-I-I-N-N-N-G-G-G" [Followed by child's gan/school on caller ID]
4. "Oh, I need to bring 30 lollipops for our party in school. It's tomorrow."
Wearing My Grandmother's Ring
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