A. They should both be short!
Today my Tired friend and I had a web writing training session with Web Writer/Content Strategist/Web Contenter/Writing Strategist/Strategic Contenter Extraordinaire Ahava. (Who can also be found here - 10 poofahs if you can find me!)
We learned much, and I hope I actually remember some of it going forward. That would be nice. One thing I did learn is that my blog is not very SEO-friendly. In fact, it is downright unfriendly. Sometimes, my blog just slaps SEO upside the head, for no reason at all.
In any case, I don't do important SEO things like "label" and "tag" and "link." In fact, you will actually see this sentence many times in the blog: "I would link to it but I'm too lazy."
But that's okay with us. You see, we at aliyahbyaccident just like to make fun of stuff. We don't care, really, if lots and lots of people read the blog, or if it's just Momz and DADZ, who is usually a week behind but always catches up. We don't need the "spiders" to "find" us.
I mean, it is important to us to be #1 in "traifin' up the kitchen" - we still are, by the way - but other than that, our "raison d'etre" (that is French for "hors d'ouevre") is just to write stuff that is hopefully funny. Sometimes, we are the only people who find it funny! And that's okay too!
It's Cuttin' Time
In other news, Nadav "Shaggy" Rose was in need of a haircut. You may recall that he already had his first haircut. (I would link to it, but I'm too lazy.)
But hair has a way of continuing to grow, darn it, so a few months later, it was falling into his eyes again. On erev Shabbat, Donny gave him an uneven haircut. As Shabbat was "coming in" (Heblish strikes again), I didn't have time to take a photograph of the lopsided hairdo, unfortunately.
Now, I didn't particularly care that it was uneven and rather dorky looking. The kid's (almost) 9 months old. His social life consists of chatting with the Little People, who are no great shakes in the haircut department either.
But it bothered Donny a great deal - yes, I know those of you who know Donny are just shocked - so after Shabbat, he grabbed his razor and gave Nadav his first military-ish style haircut. Not quite as buzzed as Yaakov, but still pretty short.
What do you think?